1st 1/2, 2nd Bowser, 3rd Peach, 4th Toad

Because you know, its totally necessary to have summaries during the day of first halves of the One O'Clock Games.

New Orleans Drive 18 Plays, 89 Yards, TD, 8:39 Time of Possession
-So I was like, “Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush,” and she was like. “Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush.”

Vince Young 10-13 for 138. 3 Rush 44 yds 1 TD.
-But then she was like, Vince Young, Vince Young Vince Young,” and I was like, “Mario Williams.”

Jeremy Shockey: 1 Catch, -7 Yards, One Huge Drop
-You know this makes you smile.

Derek Anderson 4-15, 2 INT
-The Bobcat’s Guard will put up more points per game than this guy

Ron Dayne: 17 Carries, 88 yards, 2TD
-The Colts Defense is about as tough as Toad in Mario Kart 64.

Marvin Harrison: 8th Straight Years with 10TD
-Broke Rice’s record for consecutive years with 10TD. He’s that good. Still tough to get over him breaking his picture perfect image against the Pats this weekend.